One of my favorite bands, The New Pornographers have a new CD coming out August 25th. In honor of this monumental event I'm stalking lead singer Carl Newman (solo name A.C. Newman). I've had the biggest, craziest crush on Newman for a long time now. Come on, those blue eyes and all that red curly hair, not to mention the outstanding tunes. I can't. But I digress, of course Newman is straight and married. Someone please stab me because that would be less painful.